Are they back?
Yeah..back and really drunk.
Who? The bride or the groom?
The maid of honor.
Oh my god!
What the heck happened to her?
Wine
- How many? - Four.
- Glasses? - Bottles!
Let's get her inside. Gosh so embarrassing.
Okay.
L-Y, get up!
Oh my god, the carpet!
- Is she alright? -I think so.
Okay, I am okay,
let's party on.
Hey you, take a picture of us. Be creative.
I want to look good.
Hurry up, right here is good.
- Ped, Ped, - Huh?
- Come on. - Okay.
Hey Ly, let's go home.
We want to celebrate Valentine's day with our hubbies also.
You can celebrate Valentine's day anytime.
Our friend just got married today why are you so in a hurry to leave?
You've never had a boyfriend. You can't understand.
It's because l am always with you girls is why I have nobody.
Okay, please look towards the camera.
Yes.
Okay do sexilicious.
All right, one...two...three...
You guys just go, it's okay. I can take care of Ly.
Okay, take care.
Ped, what do you want?
Wine or champagne?
Let's mix them together.
C'mon, sit!
Let's make a toast!
- Ped, -Huh?
You know that
we practically grew up together.
We've always had the same friends.
We went to the same school,
graduated together and work at the same company.
So if you're going to have a husband,
we should also have...
LY'
Ly!
I am so happy for you, Ped.
Thanks.
I better go.
I shouldn't bother you any longer.
Going back home?
Are you all right? I should drive you.
I'm okay, don't worry just stay where you are.
What should we do?
Sofa?
Okay, that should be interesting.
Wow...
he's so heavenly handsome.
You are safe now.
You're as drunk as a skunk.
You're okay, right?
I'm normally more than just O.K.
Then let's have a look.
Open your skirt please...
I mean your car's hood not yours.
Here's your side view mirror.
You can keep it. Consider it a gift.
Thank you for helping me.
Bye.
Why didn't you pick up my calls?
I called over 10 times! I almost called the police!
My cell battery died.
You were drunk driving, weren't you?
I slept, sobered up and drove here.
If you weren't drunk, then why is your car all messed up?
You know grandma is so worried that she couldn't sleep?
Gram!
What did grandma say?
She said you hardly have any boobs, yet you still try to dress so sexy
Shame on you!
Give me your car key.
Are you taking my car to get fixed, dad?
So dad, can I borrow your car?
Dad, my office is very far.
How am I going to get to work?
Dad...
Bangkok Traffic (Love) Story
We're here.
That sure did wake me up.
Ms. Jongjit, why are you sitting here?
Aren't you supposed to be meeting with a client right now?
Holy shit!
He've waited in the sun for the solar cells.
He's so dark that his wife can't remember him any more!
Well he could have waited inside.
You're still talking!?
Please be careful of my knees.
Lucky me, only 199 Baht.
"Tears of Saint of Love"
Hey Araya, since when did you come back?
How come nobody told me?
It's so exhausting not having a car.
I had to transfer buses 4 to 5 times to get home.
Araya, why didn't you tell me so I can pick you up?
I didn't want to bother you. Mr. Chawee.
Dad is still mad at me, right?
Of course I am!
Because what you've done is so bad that I can't forgive you.
Mom what are you watching?
Please let me explain. Then you can decide whether to be mad at me or to hate me.
Well the leading actor and actress used to be in love
when they studied in England.
But then the lead actor came back to Thailand without telling his girl.
So she thought he dumped her.
But he actually came back because his dad died.
He came to get his inheritance.
Stop rambling, it's so annoying.
Deedee! She is your sister!
Hello Ped, are you sleeping?
Not yet.
What about your husband, is he sleeping?
If he hears us talking will it disturb him?
That's okay. Tor is not sleeping yet neither.
I see. And where is he now?
He is upstairs.
- And where are you? - I am downstairs.
But I think soon enough I might go upstairs.
Ped!
- Did you moan just now? - Are you a nuts?
I am talking to you, how could I be moaning?
Ped, I will call you right back.
My god!
Yuck!
Where are your parents?
I don't want to wait any more.
Let's call the cops to clear this then.
Please stay calm.
I already called Uncle.
He already left the office a while ago.
I think he is here.
Hey you, what are you doing here?
Juen called me to come here.
- Are you his relative? - Juen is a bellboy at the guest house I rent.
I thought you were his father's older brother.
No. "Uncle" is my name.
What kind of crazy person's name is "Uncle"?
What, do you keep a skunk as a pet?
Your nephew is like a lizard or something?
He snuck upstairs to my roof
to make...uh...all that Brouhaha.
And look at this, he brought beer too.
I really hate drunkards.
- No sir, it wasn't mine. - Don't you dare argue with me.
Dad that's enough. His face is all contorted now.
How could you two do something like this?
Missionary Ma'am.
Hey don't talk dirty inside my house. You want to talk at the police station instead!
Calm down. Don't make it into a big deal. Your blood pressure will go up.
Ly, please sort this out.
Um...so did the two of you...
wax?
Hey so did you call me to clear things up
because you saw these two waxing?
Well I saw...
Juen on top of Fah and he looked like
he was moving up and down.
So did you guys end up waxing?
Ummm did we?
Of course we did, you idiot!
Okay, so this Songkran festival
Juen will go back home to talk to his parents about the wedding
and he will come back to get married with Fah.
Are you okay with this?
That's fine.
Why don't you turn on the lights?
My dad likes to conserve electricity.
Juen,
these are yours, pick them up!
Seeing this with my own eyes
makes me even more impressed with how advanced these solar cells are.
I'd like to order this for my new resort.
Clean energy like this - I'm willing to support all the way.
Nowadays we humans have been torturing our earth way too much.
This is ... a solar bra.
Or bra for solar energy collecting.
Last time you missed your appointment.
And yesterday you felt asleep at the site.
Oh what is this for?
This is for charging a mobile phone.
It also works with an iPod.
And if you are going to keep being like this...
And what is the bag of water for?
Oh this is...
for drinking water.
Like this.
If you keep being this way, I will transfer you to solar bra sales department!
Is that what you want?
Lucky for me that I wanted to quit anyways
because if I had to sell that bar I would definitely want to kill myself.
I know! If I had to sell that I would quit too.
So retarded huh?
Hey...
since I am leaving who are you going to have lunch with?
Um, I'll just eat alone.
Actually this is better so I don't have to wait for anyone.
But if there's anything, just give me a call anytime, ok?
C'mon Ped. Don't be dramatic.
You had to quit and to be with your hubby. It's not like you're leaving for good.
I am sorry.
Hey Ped!
Tonight how about we go shopping at the Central midnight sale?
Um,
I really want to go but...
Tor and I have an appointment to take my doggy to the breeder.
It is important because the pure-bred sperm donor
is Hying back abroad tonight! So...
this is her last chance to make babies you know.
You understand and aren't mad, right?
My god, all the women around me are all getting married?!
And what about me? How about me?
All eyes are watching
the hottest couple on the hottest soap opera "Tears of Saint Love"
Kob, Kavita Kanyanon and Stephen Jamrus.
Looks like there must be something more between the two off screen.
Since there has been gossip about this
- both Kob and Stephen - Mom
have been denying their romance.
- Using the popular excuse of "we arejust friends." - Mom, how did you and dad fall in love?
It was arranged by our parents.
No one ever hit on you?
No,
itwasjust me hitting on them first.
But they didn't like me.
Hey...
didn't you say that hitting on men first isn't proper.
Really?
I said that before?
Muei-Ly!
If dad ever found out you were this man crazy.
I guarantee you, all hell will break loose!
Mom, you said...
never hit on a man first, didn't you?
No I didn't -
you misunderstood me?
I guess so!
How long have you understood it this way?
17 years.
I want my 17 years back!!
Sapantaksin Station.
Will he think I'm trying to stalk him?
Next station "Siam".
Passengers can transfer at this station
to the Sukhumvit line.
Shit, he'll see me for sure. What should I do?
Maybe if I put a lot of make up on then he won't recognize me.
Hey Ly!
Ly right?
Oh I almost didn't recognize you.
Where are you going?
Central mall,
what about you?
I'm going to work.
My office is here in the BTS building.
Just a sec.
I can't pick it up.
Let me help.
Yay, got it!
I am sorry.
That's okay.
It was an accident.
-I saw it. - You never listen to me, damn it!
- Saw what?! Who told you? - Can you speak in a way that makes more sense?
- Why do you have to be so stupid? - How am I stupid?
What the hell?
What's up?
Nothing.
Where the hell are all the nice guys? Did they all die?
What's wrong, Plern?
I caught him. He was with another girl.
And who is that?
Oh this is Suthep.
We met yesterday. He came to order stickers at my shop.
Sol put a sticker with my number on it as a bonus.
He called me in a heartbeat.
And what's wrong with him?
His jeans are too tight. So it is kind of hard for him to get down.
So what,
it's that simple? Just give out your phone number?
It's just a number.
It's not like taking an entrance examination. Piece of cake.
Laters.
- Let's go. - Huh?
- Let's go. - Umm
Is this the price or product number?
- Hey! - Hey...
Ly, you...
just got done with work?
Yes, I did.
I bought this for you.
No, it's okay. I can't accept that.
But if you insist.
then I will use it.
I have to go now.
Great advice Plern! I should have done this ever since I was 18!
Hello?
We are going to eating out?
Huh? Grandma won a lottery prize?
Mom.
Muei-Ly you're here. Come and sit.
Come on. You don't remember him?
When you were kids the both of you used to run and play tag.
You probably can't remember. Ar-Chai has changed a lot.
Everyone said he looks like that Korean singer.
Mom...come on.
Rain. Yeah, Rain.
- Oh yes, very much! - I don't look that similar, mom...
but a lot of people do tease me about it.
You do look alike!
Ar-Chai, show your dance.
No no, mom.
- Come one, just little bit. - There's a lot of people here.
C/me on. Show us a little.
If you're going to try that hard, why don't you just change your name to Rain too?
Mom, I am leaving now.
Don't leave yet.
Talk to him first. So you guys can get to know each other better.
Mom, what did her grandma say?
She said...just take Ly to be your wife.
She is 30 and is still a virgin.
It's hard to find that these days!
Your figure is not too bad but your boobs are a bit tiny.
You don't look too fertile,
but that's okay. Ar-Chai has strong sperm just like me.
Just make sure to help each other "bam bam bam" and there will be plenty of babies.
Small boobs aren't a problem. You got a big butt?
Heyl am a person, ok? Not a puppy! There's no need to arrange things in this way.
Hey, I'm buying a tour package to China during the Songkran holiday.
Good idea.
Ar-Chai, let's go together, alright? Come and take a trip with my family.
I'm not going. I am staying home this year.
Come on Ly, don't be shy.
I am not shy, I don't want to go.
I'm not going to China!!
Ly, you're not sleeping yet?
I'm waiting for a phone call.
Watching TV in the dark will ruin your eyes.
Hey, or did I give him the house number?
Here you go. 120 Baht please.
Thank you.
Hey Ly.
It didn't work, Plern.
Men these days play hard to get too.
So stop liking him.
Wait a minute! Is he a real man?
You've done so much and he still doesn't care?
Hey don't talk about him like that. He's a good man.
Good personality or good looking?
Both.
So good thatl can hardly believe I found him.
I'm so lucky!
Oh really? So how did you get to be so lucky?
Who knows.
Then just ask him whether he has a girlfriend or not!
Plern,
if I was that brave
then I wouldn't have to sit here with you, would I?
Okay if you aren't brave enough then I will be your spy.
But you have to show me who he is first. I got my ways.
Are you crazy? We shouldn't do that?
Which one?
I don't see him. He probably hasn't arrived.
Will he be here for sure?
Of course! He's s a regular customer of this shop.
And you sure he meant this branch?
There are many branches?
Excuse me, can I grab this movie.
Hey Ly, you also rent DVDs here?
Oh! Renting? yes, yes.
This guy, right?
Um, this is my neighbor.
Plern, this is Uncle.
Hi.
Let's go check out these DVDs already. Uncle must go to work now.
We gotta go now.
What do you do? Why do you have to work late?
I'm an engineer.
Wow...engineer. So you must be good in mathematics.
When you're free can you help me with my homework?
Plern, I majored in accounting. I can teach you.
We gotta go now.
We better go.
And your wife and kids don't mind you working late?
Um, I don't have a girlfriend.
Yeah right, when men see cute girls
they always say that.
Even when I see an ugly girl, I still say this.
Are you referring to anyone?
Hey that skinny-legged boyfriend of yours isn't picking you up today?
That's right, how come he hasn't come here yet?
Hey, my phone?
Where's my phone?
Excuse me, can I borrow your cell phone
to call my cell phone?
Thank you.
It's here, I thoughtl lost it.
Gosh, It's as big as a funeral wreath. How can she not have found it?
Excuse me, I have to go to work now.
Ok.
Um, how do you spell "Uncle"?
I want to save it in my phone.
"b.i.t.c.h"
There's no way you will never win.
Araya, please don't do this.
Araya, pl%ase don't do this. Please stop.
Oh no. Please help me. Chavee, please help me.
Chavee, please help me.
Araya, why do you have to be this cruel?
You are such a heartless person.
I am really disappointed in you.
She is such a snake!
Grandma said if that girl ever walks past our house,
to tell gramma and she will throw a spark plug at that girl!
She is such a bitch. She would even snatch her sister's boyfriendM
How come she lets her do that? Slap the bitch!
You are so evil that's why no one loves you.
You're not the only one that has hands.
Good, so the neighbors will know that we are fighting over the same man.
Good, learn to fight back. Nobody should ever let someone take what is theirs.
Araya Wiwattananonpong will never be your victim anymore.
Plern.
Hey, Ly!
- What are you doing here? - This is my extrajob.
And why at this branch?
Uncle.
Ly!
What are you doing?
Oh...
I don't know where I dropped my cell phone at.
Can I borrow yours?
Um...yes.
But Uncle's number is in this phone.
Miss you lots, haven't talked for awhile. V.D.O.
Come see me at the video shop? Love you...XX
Sending message
Message sent
Plern, I need to go to the restroom okay?
Okay.
Please come in.
Hey babe, how come you didn't tell me you work today?
Didn't you promise you'd tell me everything?
Are you done with work yet, Plern?
Today I drove a Z3 to pick you up.
Wow,
your car is so dope!
Can I go with you too?
Who the hell you are? This is a two-seater car!
Hey Plern
how you doing
How did you get here?
You sent me message, didn't you?
Hey what's your problem!
Shut up!
Plern what's going on here? Let's discuss this outside. 467 p0:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,159 Hey what the hell do you have to discuss with my lady?
Hey! What up
Beat it! One at a time, alright!
This is my girlfriend. Don't mess with me.
Skinny lizard pants!
You can call me whatever you want but don't you ever say anything about myjeans!
I will smash your mouth in!
- Hey stop. - Hiphop my a3s!
- You want to mess with me, huh! - Wuan, stop!
Suthep!
Uncle, please help me!
Oh, you want some too?
Wichai, do you still have the file we need to use for tonight? Do you still have it?
I have a problem with my laptop.
Um...
it has a virus.
And all the data is gone.
Yes...
Yes.
I will take it to get fixed for you.
That's okay. I will take care of it myself.
lt's already late. Where are you going to get it fixed? Let me handle this.
My friend's boyfriend is a computer expert.
You better go to work. I will bring it to your oflice.
- No that's okay. - Don't worry,
I will fix it. Seriously I want to do this.
- It's okay. I can do it myself. - No please. I'll have it fixed for you.
Great! Can it get any worse.
Ly...what's up?
Why don't you put some clothes first before open the door?
I don't see anything wrong , you're crazy. Come in.
Hi.
Oh crap! 500 00:48:57,r80 --> 00:48:59,282 What are you guys doing?
You can fix anything, right?
Yes..if it's about computers I can.
Hey Ly, this isn't your laptop?
Oh...um
it's my client's.
- Really? - Aha.
Huh!
No one is picking up the phone. I guess Mr. Uncle is on the site.
and not back yet.
Why d/n't you call his cell phone?
I don't have his number.
Um, okay then. Please give...
this bag back to Mr. Uncle too.
Okay, no problem.
Can I also leave a message for him as well?
Yes of course.
I'd like to say...
To Uncle
It is all my fault.
It cannot be fixed.
I am really sorry.
Please forgive me for the sin I've committed
- From now on - hmm?
From now on
I will not get in your way
From now on
I will not be any more trouble
I won't cause any more pain
I won't show up any more.
And this must be the right thing to do.
Oh no more..I only want the chorus part.
I was really feeling it. Oh darn.
Please give it to him too.
Yes, I will.
Thank you.
Actually Mr. Uncle should be out in a little bit.
Okay bye.
Excuse me. There's someone waiting for you in there.
Hello.
I'm at Ped's.
No I'm not coming back.
I'm sorry for breaking your laptop.
It can't be fixed.
Don't think too much. My laptop is very old and almost broken anyway.
Look...
I've been using it since college. It's time for me to throw it away anyways.
t's getting too quiet. I should find something to talk about.
Hmm, like what?
Look at that star...
Isn't it beautiful?
Stars? Those are the lights at the top of the buildings.
Bangkok is too bright, you can't see any stars.
If you want to take a close look at the stars then you have to go to the Bangkok Planetarium.
There you could see the whole universe.
I don't thinkl can go
so late at night like that. I'll get really sleepy.
It's open during the day time.
Where do you think it was?
Don't tell me you have never been there?
I drive pass it quite often.
What?!
Your school never took you there?
Yes, but we only went to Siam Park.
You know,
I haven't visited it for along time.
Bangkok Planetarium or Siampark?
Both.
They don't open at night.
Why don't you wake up little early then?
I work all night, how can I get up that early?
My ID card already expired and I don't even have time to go and renew it.
Then take a day off.
I can't. I don't have any off days.
What? No holidays or weekends? None?
I can't take any. The BTS operates 365 days a year.
Why do you like to work at night time?
Well it's quite peaceful you know. No trafllcjams and it's not crowded.
Why do you like working in the day time?
I sell so,ar cells. It needs sunlight.
But actually I also like night time too.
It's not hot and I won't get sunburned.
Won't sweat either.
Hey...I don't get a greeting any more, handsome?
Well, if I say 'hello' to you everyday I'm afraid you will get bored.M
Okay, okay, I will say 'hi' to you tomorrow, alright?
Alrighty.
Bye.
Ma'am, do you need to use the taxi?
Please go ahead. Let me help you carry your bags.
Here you go, please go ahead. Don't forget your bags.
Have a good ride.
Gosh traffic is so bad, what the heck!
A lot of cars can be good in a challenging kind of way.
Gosh I need to return the cab, or I won't make it in time.
Oh why didn't you tell me then?
You go return you cab then there's no need to take me anymore.
Photo leaked online! Kob-Kavita snuggles with an unknown guy.
Hot shot Kob-Kavita sweet with a guy outside of the entertainment business.